Part Two
When placing an order via phone
Dude: Hey, I'd like to order a medium Margarita pizza
Pizza Place:OK Whats the name
Dude: The Dude or His royal dudeness if youd like to be formal
Pizza Place: No problem, it will be about five to seven minutes from when you get here
Dude: I will be there in five to seven minutes can you just start it now so its ready when i get there
Pizza Place: Sorry no its policy
Dude: So then what do you take phone in orders for
Pizza Place: So we can put your name in our system
Dude: Well that's not really ordering is it
Pizza Place: Its really quick once you get here
Dude: Im really quick can you just start on the pizza now
Pizza Place: Nope sorry, See you when you get here (Hangs Up)
While ordering a sandwich at a subshop
Dude: Let me get an Italian BMT with everything on wheat bread
SubGuy: Ok what kind of bread
Dude: Wheat bread
Subguy: Ok what kind of meat
Dude: Italian BMT
Subguy: You want lettuce
Dude: I want everything
Subguy: Ok, you want tomato
Dude: Just put everything on there all the toppings
Subguy: You want pickle
Dude: Everything
Subguy: You want green peper
Dude:Sure dude
Subguy: Onions
Dude:......Dude come on just put everything on it. All the veggies you have
Subguy: Banana Peppers?
At a diner in midtown
Dude: alright lemme get a turkey sandwich on rye with Munster, lettuce, tomatoes and mayonnaise on the side with fries.
Waiter: Ok our condiments are to the left and your total is 12.37
Dude: Ok about how long will that be
Waiter: Twenty to thirty minutes
Dude: But its a cold sandwich and nobodies here
Waiter: Well they have to make the fries (waiter walks off to take smoke break)
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